tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26349423.post64064809238660188..comments2024-02-24T19:26:50.193-05:00Comments on sex and the beach: The 12 Step Become A Pirate ProgramMaria de los Angeleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12827363023111783564noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26349423.post-8671043081187807202011-12-30T14:32:00.853-05:002011-12-30T14:32:00.853-05:00Ahoy,Maria. Huzzah to yer piratic progress! I be...Ahoy,Maria. Huzzah to yer piratic progress! I be honored to have served ye yer first taste o' Jaded Jetty's infamous Apple Pie. I hope I gets to be there fer yer first cannon shot an' induction into to the Order of Saint Barbara. Give 'em all hell, luv.<br />Scarlett JaiScarlett Jaihttp://www.facebook.com/scarlettjainoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26349423.post-149073344080892562011-12-28T11:04:02.967-05:002011-12-28T11:04:02.967-05:00Huzzah, Michelle!
Robin, thank ye for yer great c...Huzzah, Michelle!<br /><br />Robin, thank ye for yer great comment! Hope to cross paths in the future.Maria de los Angeleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12827363023111783564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26349423.post-60265943880990610762011-12-27T23:27:51.912-05:002011-12-27T23:27:51.912-05:00Absolutely love your 12-step program to becoming a...Absolutely love your 12-step program to becoming a pirate! I imagine that if ye already done all those things afore ye be knowin' about the 12-step program, that would make ye a "Self-actualizin' Pirate". On the Pacific Coast, there is an unspoken code, in that what makes a pirate is successfully engagin' in Acts of Piracy. Sailin' (well, duh!). Gun Gasm? We once shot one of our mates' ashes out of a four pounder... does that count? <br />Apple Pie? On the West Coast most of the Pirates partake of the sacred elyxor, Demon Rum. Makes good sence? Pirates happen to like rum. Weapons, How many is too many? Garb, pirats dress kinda funny, they got lots of money, they like to throw it down! Singing in pubs... somethin' me Mum warned me against. Gettin' 86'd would be more in line with what would be expected a 12-stepper on the West Coast.<br />Punichment... lemme say this "Travel to Texas, leave on probation". Battle wounds, usually. Bodice 101, I currently hold the land speed record established in 1989 for bodice removals... 2 bodices, fully laced and tied, on the ground in 15 seconeds flat, one handed. Cannon fire (refer to the part on Weapons). Sword Fighting... how you think I got all those freakin' wounds?! Pillage, plunder, burn and otherwise bring about misery and havoc... Have ye seen our secret treasure room?<br />The 12th Step... Carnal Piracy. All I can say is yes, yes, yes, yes, & yes. I have witnesses both written and oral! Thank you for sharing the 12-Step Pirate Program with us! Pirate Love on ye!Robin St Graveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09151690533886010172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26349423.post-15051517655249083612011-12-23T11:35:50.621-05:002011-12-23T11:35:50.621-05:00Huzzah luv! Welcome to the pirate family! Thank yo...Huzzah luv! Welcome to the pirate family! Thank you for such a kind write up and yes, you have stepped over. You stepped over the second you picked up that blunderbuss :)<br /><br />Michelle aka DiosaPTP Publishinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15399862417144509697noreply@blogger.com