Thursday, August 30, 2007

Apple's New Heartpod

Oh my! I haven't written about sex in so long, I forgot where to put my pasties!

Check out my new groovy holter monitor! How cool would it be to have an iPhone, iPod and holter monitor all in one? Steve Jobs needs to call me!

Seriously, got fitted today for a second round of monitoring since I first returned home from the hospital due to a recurrence of palpitations and some rapid heart rate. But nothing nearly as serious as my experience in July. Just checking the ticker, that's all.

Thanks to all of you for your emails and comments. I'm still gathering energy for a future full of bawdiness with Manola, Dr. Annie Steelclit and maybe even videocasts with Professor Manola Finlandia! In the meantime, expect a few cartoons. I'm in a drawing mood lately.

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Verticus S. Erectus said...

A Professor Manola on video sounds great-- and edumacational, too! Glad to hear you're mending well.

From the picture, it appears you've missed your calling by about a generation. Too bad burlesque isn't in anymore. You'd have had sold out shows what with the electronic pasties gimick. Twirling tassels? So last week.

The Hen said...

Glad you are well and I agree with all that Erectus said...By the way, I have relatives all over the Southeast now listening to your Spanglish lessons. I thought my father was going to spit coffee through his nose when he heard the tiki tiki...

Habla Mierda said...

Really poorly designed and what a horrible color choice.

More like a HeartZune than a Heartpod

Matt Heller said...

It's so great to have you back blogging, drawing, and espeaking - and to get to know the real Maria a little better. We all love you no matter which alter ego you use.

Dayngr said...

Sexy baby!