Professor Chancleta drops the Hialeah accent to help a friend from the northeast learn a few basic words in Spanish.
"I feel like little red riding hood ... I wish the big bad wolf would visit me at night. Eh, he's such a wuss!"
"Everything is so freakin' complicated with Cubans ... when you say to a Cuban 'I'm going to give you a cracker' you could also be saying 'I'm going to bitch-slap the shit out of you' ... it's all about context."
"When Cubans eat a banana, they are reminded of the bloody, money-greedy history of colonialism, when plantation owners brought slaves from the country of Guinea."
"If you are in fact referring to testicles, use the word COJONES."
"Spanish-Cuban people put chorizo in EVERYTHING. I don't care if it's a birthday cake!"
It's all about the paprika ... and that sliced chorizo? NOT a Lorena Bobbit moment, ok?
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