Friday, December 22, 2006

Professional vs. Amateur

Manola is still on hiatus, but the universe has once again served an irresistible morsel on its silver platter.

If an alien were to land on South Beach, he would surely be confused. The line between club fashions and a prostitute's uniform is blurred, without the benefit of a perineum. Where else in the world can you dress like a cunt and look like an ass?

For example, can you tell if these women are soliciting tricks or simply prowling the nightclubs?

manola sex and the beach stilleto

Look closely. Don't let the daisy dukes fool you! Hint: the woman on the right has broken the cardinal rule of streetwalking. Girlfriend, never go anywhere near a street drain while wearing stilletos! Tsk, tsk! Don't you know a broken ankle can ruin your career?

Photograph courtesy of The Maestro.

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19 comments:

miamirobot said...

it is a great problem for me, as it has become very hard to tell the whores from the...er, the working girls. Wait, I think I got that backwards! Anyway, what is a man like me to do when faced with all this scantly clad women? Are they "working" or are they just looking for me to buy them just a drink. I just don't know anymore. Perhaps, they are ignorant of the message their (lack of)clothes sends out. But at least I can always tell which girls are the true locals: the wear clothes, and look like nice cool people not Paris Hilton wannabees
j-j

Rick said...

Damn, I recognized miami fever's work from a mile away. Those be looking like workin' girls to me.

Sinfonian said...

Perhaps one of them dropped the thong in the previous post.

But I ain't willin' to find out, no way no how.

(hope all is well, MBBB ... :) )

James Burnett said...

I'm guessing they're on the ho stroll.

Ann Nonymous said...

I think *they* are the aliens. Seriously, who really has legs an an ass like that?

Whether they are parading as prostitutes or clubgoers, who cares? They still put out for the right price (dinner, drinks, cash).

Duran said...

is there really a difference between a ho at a club and a ho on the street? they are both looking for some kind of compensation. but i respect "women of the night" more, because at least they are up front about it.

anyway, i tend to avoid any establishment that attracts ghetto-booty like this.

Steve said...

"Where else in the world can you dress like a cunt and look like an ass?"

That line belongs in the hall of fame.
BTW -- I was down in the sewer that night (as usual), looking up. The one straddling the drain is a guy.

klank said...

Girlfriend, never go anywhere near a street drain while wearing stilletos!

fyi. that sHE is likely a HE ;)

Sex & Moxie said...

She is totally a he.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Do you know if they take VISA?

Ann Nonymous said...

Dyck - swipe your card between her crack and see if she's inclined..

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Ann - I tried, but she wouldn't take my "PIN"...

Ann Nonymous said...

I am sure four digits are not enough to satisfy her...

Manola Blablablanik said...

So we ended up with a tranny who wants a fist shoved up his ass! LOL!

The MassPube said...

I put bags of onions in my jockstrap and have been arrested twice in South Beach. Wound up with flea bites on my testicles but I made twenty five dollars and ten cents.

Where'd I get the ten cents.

Everybody gave me ten cents.

I just linked you to my blog, my cyberspace sweetheart, as well

The MassPube said...

OKay, toots you're now linked to The MassPube.blogspot.com

The MassPube said...

make that themasspube.blogspot.com

Spill the Beans said...

Heh. There is nothing like the "culture" of Miami. ;)

When are you going to get your ass up to Tallahassee?

Stewart Sternberg said...

Great comment..I agree: a ho is a ho is a ho.

I adore when a potential john leans back, pats his stomach with contentment and says: "She's hot..but there's no way in hell I'm gonna pay for it. I don't pay for sex." This is all said after he has shelled out money for gas, dinner, movie,gifts, etc..and then starts expecting something in return.

A ho is a ho is a ho...but a pig is a pig is a pig.