Saturday, February 17, 2007

Does That Make Me City?

manola sex and the beach city link sex and relationships column

Have you ever been stuck in a drive-thru, a dental appointment or a divorce proceeding and wondered:

"What would Manola say about this?"

Well, wonder no more! Manola is coming to a local paper near you!

City Link Magazine has latched onto the cervical lining of Manola to cover SoFla when it comes to all matters sexy great and small, starting March 7!

Yeah, first I used to say, "You won't see me on the side of the bus, I AM THE BUS."

Well, wouldn't ya know? Hell, now I really am the fucking BUS!

In between really serious correspondent work in Africa, Panderson Pooper managed to squeeze in an interview with Manola.

panderson pooper

"What's it really like, lady?"

"Oh shit. Now I have to be like all fucking serious and stuff," Manola said. "It's been a long time coming. Ya know, as a freelance writer, I sucked a lot of proverbial dick. Man, I lived on faith, scrambled testicles and scotch bonnet pepper sauce till the paychecks came home."



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14 comments:

Rick said...

Let me be the first to congratulate you here, M! Way to go. It's good to see talent being recognized.

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Steve ("Klotz" As In "Blood") said...

Go for the Big Time! Stay sharp!! I'll be watching through the tequila bottles from down here.

dayngr said...

Do what you love and the money will come!

Congrats. I knew it couldn't possibly be that much longer before you were recognized for the fantastic writer you are.

Now, can I have an autograph before the line gets too long?

Wide Lawns Subservient Worker said...

YAY!!! Congratulations!! I am so excited for you. I feel like I know a famous person now!

Srcohiba said...

Big Congrats and well deserved!

Francie said...

Congrats Manola!!

Gabriel J. Lopez-Bernal said...

Congrats Manola! I'm excited for you! You deserve it...

Stuck In Fla said...

Just found your blog. I hope you won't go too serious on us. I'm loving what is here right now.

Verticus S. Erectus said...

Congratulatins, Ms. Blablablanik. Now you'll get a wider audience and they will come to appreciate you like we do. Regarding your bus comments, as Ken Kesey once said long before you were born, you're either on the bus or not. Baby, you're on the bus (and side too).

Famous Quotations said...

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Freckle Face Girl said...

You are the perfect one for the job! Congrats!

Blush said...

congratulations. youve done what all of us secretly wish to do but never talk about because we're dorks.
all the best!

Balou said...

Congratulations chica!! This is awesome news!

Babygirl said...

OH, Manola BBB! SO f'ing proud! Kisses and many congrats from Babygirl.