Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Steelclit: Conversation With Bill Gates

Unscripted and improvised.

Bill Gates calls Dr. Annie Steelclit for some much needed advice about sex, but gets a great investment tip instead.

"Women don't care about money, Bill. It's all about the hair."

"The woman who writes this blog is a cheap ho. You can buy her for five million and turn Sex and the Beach into a Jenna Jameson empire."

"It's kinda like vodka, but family-sized vodka."

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5 comments:

Salome's Mom said...

That is very funny Manola. You know, you look familiar. You look a little like that woman from the X-Files.

NicFitKid said...

This and your last few posts... all fucking brilliant!

Now all I've gotta do is find 5 mil somewhere. How hard could it be?

Verticus S. Erectus said...

Funny and clever. Bill should heed your advice.

The Dude Dean said...

Hehehehe That woman is a cheap ho h heheheheh.

PreppyDude said...

you are one funny starfish!