Thursday, October 04, 2007

Sexcrunch: Penile Art, Neoclitori and Repentant Pornographers

All the news that's fit for bed, served between the sheets. Don't ever say you aren't getting any!

Just your average tax collector on South Beach. Does this phenomenon have a neoclitoris?


IS THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE PEN?
As a rogue cartoonist, I do appreciate innovative approaches to art. But this one I could've never imagined!



Learn more about Pricasso here.

SOME GUYS WANT TO BE CALLED A PUSSY
Proof once more that sex and gender are not bedfellows: some people buy pussy, but not for porn. Reuters Health reports that "most people who undergo male-to-female sex change surgery are satisfied with the results." In the process of transexual metamorphosis, feminizing genitoplasty often involves the recreation of a neoclitoris. I really like this word: neoclitoris. It's refreshing. Not just any old clitoris, but a neoclitoris ... ah! Neoclitoris ... strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

WHEN IS AN ASSHOLE A PUSSY?
Speaking of dudes who are pussies, Joe Francis is behind bars but wants you to know he's a really nice guy -- the kind you can take home to mother. The Girls Gone Wild creator has launched a website complete with baby pictures in the hope you'd want to pinch his cheeks, even if the long arm of the law wants to slap his ass hard. You be the judge: go meet Joe Francis.

GOOD READS
"All you need to know about lightning and the mysterious male organ" over at the inimitable Steve Klotz.

Babygirl gives men nine simple tips on how to impress women. My favorite? "Be funny without making burp and fart jokes."

Ariel at Shake Well Before Use critiques a stupid-ass gender-bending experiment at GM. "We dressed him in a garbage bag to simulate a tight skirt. . . ." Because you know, a garbage bag is just like a tight skirt!

Thomas Laquer, whose book Making SEX I'm currently re-reading, wrote an article about the history of the whip for Slate's sex issue. Read more at The Long and Curious History of Arousal.

Photo by the fabulous Miami Fever.

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3 comments:

Steve ("Klotz" As In "Blood") said...

It was neoclitorises like Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, and Perle who got us into the mess in Iraq, wasn't it? No, wait, those were the assholes.

Salome's Mom said...

Oh lord. This is the best blog.

babygirl said...

Burp and fart jokes are TOTALLY lame. Not nearly as fun as talking about vaginas.