Friday, October 05, 2007

South Beach On $5,000 A Day



"It's dick. You GOTTA have dick."

"What's the point of living if you can't be a stupid, fucking lush?"

"This little restaurant/bar/mafia den is in the middle of this Jewish hassid neighborhood, so you never know if you're talking to the rabbi or the drug dealer. Talk about spiritual food."

"I feel like Tony Montana is going to walk into the room with a machine gun."

Rachael Ray vampired Manola's body, zOMG! But ever wonder how to do South Beach on a budget? Well, wonder no more ... my client miamibeach411.com has all the answers. Wanna schmooze your way into a nightclub? And afterwords, how 'bout some cheap, good eats?

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5 comments:

Yvette said...

I'm dying. LOL @ the Matt Meltzer Martini!

Miami Beach 411 said...

Very funny video, Manola. Your hair looks fantastic.

In addition to being your client and recommending you for other writing assignments, I hope you also think of us as friends. =)

Your pal,

Gus

Salome's Mom said...

Oh my God woman you kill me. You are so funny.

Money Me said...

Cool

Salome's Mom said...

Are you at the beach today in that artist naked picture of South Beach denizens? You know, they display that later in Art Bassel in December.