Friday, October 05, 2007
South Beach On $5,000 A Day
"It's dick. You GOTTA have dick."
"What's the point of living if you can't be a stupid, fucking lush?"
"This little restaurant/bar/mafia den is in the middle of this Jewish hassid neighborhood, so you never know if you're talking to the rabbi or the drug dealer. Talk about spiritual food."
"I feel like Tony Montana is going to walk into the room with a machine gun."
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tags: humor, parody, comedy, racheal ray, spoof, south beach