Thursday, January 26, 2006

Dating and Dairy in HoBe

Report from Boobette, still dating strong in HoBe:

Expiration date for a guy not calling you after the first date: one week.

Did you know men can expire, just like milk? It's like accidentally taking a sip of curdled milk from the carton and then spitting it out in the sink. Take enough sips of milk gone bad, and you'll become asshole-intolerant.

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