Thursday, January 19, 2006

Sex and the Job Search

Dear reader,

I take no credit for these entries from a popular job listing site. Reality reporting about HoBe at its best!

Love,

Manola B


PAINT MY HOUSE


Hello, im looking for a nudist painter who can paint some rooms in my house nude, please send me your info and a pic and i will respond asap...thank you

Manola says: hey, afterwards, do I douche with turpentine?

WANTED: NUDE LATINA HOUSEKEEPER


I am looking for a Housecleaner who is Latina and willing to cook & clean my 2 bedroom and 2 1/2 bath townhouse while in the nude, along with companionship about 2 to 3 times per week, maybe more. Looking for someone that is disease/drug free and dosen't smoke and is very clean. If anyone is interested please feel free to contact me at the e-mail address provided.

Manola says: Hello? Looking for someone who is a desperate HO!

HOTTIE NEEDED TO CLEAN MY HOME

I am looking for a little hottie that will clean, run errands, make lunch. 3 or more days a week

Manola says: have no doubt here: the man requesting this is NOT a hottie.

HOME OFFICE ASSISTANT AND MASSEUSE $40/HOUR

Attractive Gentleman Executive looking for a very attractive female as a home office assistant , occasional masseuss and tension reliever. Hours can be flexible 4 hours per week guaranteed. Candidate must have a pleasant personality must look good in a bikini and an overall good attitude. Povide pictures and short info about you and why this gig sounds good to you

Manola says: Why would a man get married when he can hire a HO?"

NEED GIRL FOR HOME CARE $25/HOUR EXPERIENCE NOT NEEDED


Reply to: naturally10inches@

Very Busy Professional White Male seeking a young lady to help around the home once a week for 4-6 hours. Cash paid $ 25.00/hour + Food & Drink. Download Music and Movie Files including XXX rated (wearing only a thong or panties). Review, Edit and Burn to DVD's. Must be reliable and trustworthy. Good personality and free spirit.

Please reply with photo and a day you can set up interview.
WILL HIRE ON THE SPOT IF YO UPROVE YOU CAN HANDLE THIS.

Thanks and happy holidays to you and your loved ones.

Manola says: Hey 10-inch wonder, I'm sure if you even looked at a pussy, you'd do ANYTHING on the spot.

1 comment:

recovered comments said...

Joseph said...
You are gut busting funny!
Just thought I would share.
11:01 AM