So ladies, I ask you: in a time of crisis, which one of the following would you choose for support?
Max Mayfield: like your grandfather, a benevolent patriarch leading the way.
Bryan Norcross: like your father, soothing your fears during times of peril.
Anderson Cooper: like your brother, risking life and limb to bring you unbiased reporting.
Jim Cantore: like your very distant cousin, because he sports the kind of upper body that makes you have naughty thoughts about the lower body.
Manola, why do you even ask? That should be me in his arms!
Sing me a tune and carry me away
Ladies, if you don't recognize the world's sexiest crooner in the above photo, that's surely a sign that Katrina blew your libido away, because the sight of a topless Harry Connick Jr wearing waders was etched, nay - BRANDED WITH SEARING HEAT - on the mind of every living, breathing woman on the planet.
"But Manola 180, I am a respectable woman with children and I can't spend my day dreaming about Colin Farrell's penis, Jim Cantore's biceps or Harry Connick Jr's chest. Could you please offer some tips for family fun before, during and after the storm?"
Sure! Dubious Wonder (who, by the way, has children, is sexy and utterly respectable), has compiled a list of entertaining games for kids and their rum-drinking parents.
10 comments:
Funny, I always pictured you as a Geraldo chick...
Ouch.
Mighty: It's just that Max and Bryan are hurricane household names.
Rick: Of all the things Manola has written, to this you say OUCH? :-)
M.: No, no, no....not to your eloquent prose. I was referring to MD's linking you with Geraldo.
THAT must hurt.
Yeah, any Geraldo reference leaves a bit of an odor in the room.
Harry...Harry...Harry.
Not only is he super hot but he also has a very weird, dirty sense of humor. I heard him "off the cuff" one time on a talk radio show...and he was...well let's just say...Harry...Harry...Harry.
Rick: ah ... I never thought it was about my prose, hence the question. Manola can be pretty thick-skinned sometimes, you know, like an iguana, so the Geraldo connection went in one ear and out the other.
Thank you for the linky love. Until this very minute I never realized exactly how hot HCJ really is. Damn!
Actually, I was paying you a compliment. Geraldo is my hero. Rick, you're just jealous. You're not fit to comb Mr. Rivera's moustache.
Come on, fellas ... behave!
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