Coming soon to an ego near you! Look, all the lemmings are lined up and ready to jump off the bridge! As I live and breathe, how did I even survive another day with YET ANOTHER screwy method of hiding behind an online persona in the hopes of finding my ain true love -- Colin Farrell's penis?
F****L.COM is the first ever “social bookmarking” site for people! Just like you can save links to your “Favorite” web sites in your web browser, on f****L.com you can save links to profiles of people on your favorite dating or social networking sites. Even better, you can share your favorites with others! Also, you can “tag” your favorites with keywords and use these keywords to find new people to meet. Best of all, just like T****D****.com, f****L.com is completely FREE!
FREE? MY ASS!
SOCIAL BOOKMARKING? MY ASS!
TAG? MY ASS!
SHARE MY FAVORITES WITH OTHERS? MY ASS!
I am more than a bookmark. I am more than a keyword. I am more than a tag. I am more than a profile. I am more than a blog.
BUT MY ASS? At least that's real!
Ring, ring! Oh, sorry, must go! Colin's on the phone!