In the spirit of democracy and freedom of speech, Sex and the Beach is proud to announce its first writing contest ever! Let's tell our children what life is really like in Greater Miami and the Beaches!
Help us get this book banned before it even hits the shelves!
1. Entries must be brief -- no longer 50 words! If you send an entry as big or bigger than Colin Farrell's penis, it will automatically be disqualified!
2. Prose style must be naive, as if written for some young, impressionable pansy, but the underlying satire must be saw-toothed, with cojones. Most importantly, it must make readers laugh their asses off, so that we end up with a quick and easy butt-reduction exercise plan.
3. Topics range from government, politics, education, transportation, fashion, food and entertainment.
4. Please submit your entires in the comments section.
Runner-ups -- as chosen by an impartial panel of judges headed by the illustrious Dr. Annie Steelclit -- will be featured in final publication!
The grand prize winner will receive
THE FINE PRINT
Contest open to all creatures great and small who either live in or are familiar with the South Florida area, regardless of political and or sexual orientation, except for employees of Manola, Inc. which rules out Colin Farrell, which is just as well, as we'd rather have him in the kitchen baking Shepard's wearing nothing more than an apron.
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