Tomorrow, November 9, is my birthday. Feel free to send me all or any of the following.
Manolo Blahniks, any style, size 8 wide.
Heidi Klum's metabolism.
Perfume by Guerlain, Aqua Allegoria line.
Nightly serenades from Cyan or another wizard of music.
A lifetime supply of the finest Alvarinho wine.
A year-long shopping spree at Epicure Market.
Airline tickets to Barcelona.
Weekly massage therapy.
Is that too much to ask? Heck, who am I kidding? Cheap champagne and fried chicken will do just fine!
tags: birthday, sex and the beach, manola blablablanik