Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Lavish Me With Gifts

manola blablablanik

Tomorrow, November 9, is my birthday. Feel free to send me all or any of the following.

Manolo Blahniks, any style, size 8 wide.
Heidi Klum's metabolism.
Perfume by Guerlain, Aqua Allegoria line.
Nightly serenades from Cyan or another wizard of music.
A lifetime supply of the finest Alvarinho wine.
A year-long shopping spree at Epicure Market.
Colin Farrell's penis.
Airline tickets to Barcelona.
Weekly massage therapy.

Is that too much to ask? Heck, who am I kidding? Cheap champagne and fried chicken will do just fine!

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24 comments:

Balou said...

God... you were stylish from the womb, huh? Cute pic! And happy early birthday (or as they say in Hialeah: "Apio Verde"!)

Freckle Face Girl said...

You are so cute with your little purse! Happy Birthday!

Anonymous said...

QUE LINDA!!

Ann Nonymous said...

Excellent. Let's see...Colin Farrell's penis..Keep an eye out for a UPS guy with an icebox...

:)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Rick said...

Happy B-Day, M.

Cool purse.

:)

Alex said...

Happy birthday chica!

NicFitKid said...

Happy Birthday, may all your wishes come true. Well, except for the penis bit, that sounds Dylan Thomas gruesome.

White Dade said...

Happy Birthday, Manola. For your birthday, I will send you an updated F list. Stand by.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

To honor this occasion, I'm sending you a new orange dildo for your swimming pool! Happy birthday!!

Miami Transit Man said...

Happy Birthday!

Dayngr said...

I love the photo! You were a stylin' diva even then. Happy Birthday to you and many, many more.

Gus said...

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday Manola Blablablanik
Happy birthday to you

Srcohiba said...

Wow you and my son have the same birthday. Feliz birthday and have some good birdgasms while you're at it!

mkh said...

Happy birthday to our Divine Miss M!

Tere said...

Yay! Felicidades!! Hope you have a great day!

The Florida Masochist said...

Manola,

Belated happy birthday wishes from Palm Beach County.

Bill

erica said...

Happy B-day! Or, as the Germans say, "Herzliche Gluekwunsche zum Geburtstag!"

(has a ring to it, don'tcha think?)

Stephanie Quilao said...

You are such a little charmer with that delicious purse. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I wish you many, many more ;-)

None E. Moose said...

Estas son las mañanitas, que cantaba el Rey David. Hoy por ser día de tu santo, te las cantamos a ti.

Despierta mi bien despiertam mira que ya amaneció. Ya los pajaritos cantan. La luna ya se metió

Que linda está la mañana en que vengo a saludarte. Venimos todos con gusto y placer a felicitarte.

Ya viene amaneciendo. Ya la luz del día nos dio. Levántate de mañana. Mira que ya amaneció.


Happy B-day!

goingwiddershins said...

Happy birthday Manola!!! I just read about your birthday on Wide Lawns, so I popped on over to wish you many happy returns.

May you have health, family, safety and happiness!

James Burnett said...

Happy BD MB. I hope you get everything you want. And in case you can't get Colin's wanker, since it's still attached there is one celeb schlong that's still up for grabs. John Lattimer, a retired professor at Columbia U's med school has Napoleon Bonaparte's little guy in a jar. Hey, it's famous.

Elmer said...

Happy B-B-Birthday, Ms. B-B-B-Blanik.

Gatsby Girl said...

Happy Birthday M! You are FABULOUS.
Hope you have a rocking day

Sofi said...

Happy, Happy Manola! I'll look for you at Epicure. Cheap fried chicken? Joe's Take-Out is the only way to go.

Hope you had a great day. I was out of town, and am know just finding the time to read what I missed.