Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Manola Interruptus

bra manola blablablanik sex and the beach

Manola's author will be on hiatus due to personal difficulties, but don't worry, she's not hanging it all up just yet. She'll be back soon and better than ever! In the meantime, please enjoy the following classic Manola.

Caveass Emptor: If He Smells, Tastes and Feels Like Shit, Refrain from Relationship

South Beach Imposes Cellulite Fines on Imperfect Tourists and Launches BMI Checkpoints

An Embarrasment of Bitches: Beachhattan Lifestyle Boasts Jerks Who Love Perks

Blow Jobs Rate High on South Florida Prosperity Index

Ocean Drive Magazine Denies Existence of Hairy Vaginas

Food Foe Kate Moss Warms Up to the Plate with Real South Beach Diet


City of Miami Beach To Fund Pubic Hair Removal in Sanitation Policy


Colin Farrell's Penis To Partake in Structural Engineering Study Sponsored by Pfizer

Paleontologists Unearth Rare Carnivorous Raptor Sporting Jurrasic Hair Extensions

Mind-Blowing Beach Sex Saves Miami-Dade County Commissioners Thousands in Civic Expenditures

Jaundiced Tranny Bozo Found Posing for South Beach Escort Ads

South Beach Miniskirt Crisis Boosts Imports of Antibacterial Fabric in Aftermath of Vaginal Excretion Epidemic

South Beach Grouper Gropes Unsuspecting Gays Unleashing Apocalyptic Wrath

tags: , , , , ,

11 comments:

James Burnett said...

Hey, I've read all these! Come back soon.

Rick said...

Hey, I hope it isn't too serious. Take good care.

.

Sofi said...

Where are you? Is eveything okay?

mkh said...

Take as much time as you need. We'll be waiting patiently for your return.

Verticus Erectus said...

Thanks Manola for leaving us something to remember you by. Hope the "Interuptus" is just "momentarius."

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Manola is dead. I just came from her funeral. I threw it in her one more time for the road.

Dayngr said...

:::tapping her nails on her desk::::: Come on now... we just love to read you and we can't barely contain ourselves (in our skimpy beachhattan wear) until we get another edition.

Jonathan said...

Sorry to hear about your difficulties. I hope they will pass quickly.

Pete Dunn said...

Get it worked out and be back soon.

James Burnett said...

I know you're on hiatus, but you've been tagged!

Stephanie Quilao said...

Here's some hugs & kisses for you for some support.

XOXOXO