Friday, November 17, 2006

Planet Manola: Matzoh Boobs

Random news, commentary and photographs. Updated at least once every menstrual cycle, if not more frequently.

south beach lincoln road

The yarmulkah squad passes by two women, one of whom appears to have had two matzoh ball implants. Although the two men appear to be deep in discussion over theological quandaries, they are actually laughing about those skinny chicken legs that wouldn't be good enough for bubellah's soup, even!

In this week's edition, we compiled an excellent reading list of recent posts by some of Manola's favorite bloggers by analyzing their topical relationship to just a few of the keywords that led visitors to Sex and the Beach on November 16, 2006. We know that sentences with too many prepositional phrases can cause brain farts, so if you're feeling a little light-headed, don't worry. Just read and enjoy!

Mr. Burnettiquette isn't looking for women caught in public taking a shit nor wondering what do you do if you got to take a shit and your stuck out side.

Compassionate ConSpermatism may lead to side effects such as cum stained male underwear.

New fashion trend! If you're a beach skank who frequently wears a public micro skirt, don't neglect your pubic hair -- it's a great matching accessory!

Maxim steakhouse spells maximum confusion for Miami's tourism experts.

Miami-Dade's bad boy would rather not supersize burgers or babes. While fat buttcracks are less sexually attractive than palmetto high school thongs, they're definitely healthier for a man's self-esteem than a paris goiter.

Butt flesh isn't always unhealthy. The comments section of this post is a perfect example of why men should spend more time fantasizing about a big cuban ass rather than turning a political argument into rice with ass.

The Arab-speaking world's most popular web page needs to give those boys what they want: sluts fucking in alleyways.

The title of benevolent patriarch boyfriend is probably more appropriate for Moses during those crazy pre-commandment years when he sowed his wild matzo; nonetheless, Miami Gringo is a good guy who has fought the good fight and deserves a good cuddle.

Photograph of Lincoln Road © 2006 by Lenny Furman.

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Gus said...

Thank you for including us in your universe. :)

Verticus said...

"Matzoh ball implants," heh-heh, that's a good one.

Stephanie said...

You know the world doesn't have enoough Maxims'sssss. Maxim Meatballs would do well in San

GlennK said...

Great blog! Check mine out for something different about the beach.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

WHAT??! Not ONE plug for my brilliant blog??!

I want my orange phallic symbol back.