Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Pecs and the Beach (UPDATED)

NEWSFLASH!

Here's Craig David acting all gay!

craig david sex and the beach

craig david sex and the beach

What a girl wants, what a girl needs ... certainly not Jessica Alba's completely useless ass.

Women are practical. We want and need eye candy that's useful around the house. Ladies, may I present to you British singer Craig David, whose sexy chest and come-hither smile graced the shores of Miami Beach last weekend. What tasks would you have him perform?

Photography courtesy of Mavrix Chatter. Copyright Mavrix Photo, Inc.

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23 comments:

Mighty Dyckerson said...

He's gay as a french horn.

And don't be dissin' my ho Jessica Alba!!

Yvette said...

He's not gay...is he? He didn't look like this a few years ago. Where the heck have I been?

Duran said...

Jessica Alba's ass still wins Manola.

Jonathan said...

Poor bastard. What kind of nasty disease could have made his body hair fall of like that? I hope he recovers.

Jonathan said...

Fall off, dammit.

Manola Blablablanik said...

Why is it that when a woman objectifies a man as an object of sexual attraction, other men assume he is gay?

Jonathan said...

He pinched my ass on the Metromover once.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Any dude that poses shirtless with other dudes who are also shirtless is a GAY HOMERSEXUAL. Mark my words!!!

Steve said...

Tsk tsk. Such jealousy. Pay the boys no mind, MyNola, when they sound like high school girls.

Sinfonian said...

See, how can I ever hope to compete with that? So much for brains over beauty ...

*cough*Jeopardy!*cough*

;)

Dayngr said...

sluuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrp

Tanya Hyde said...

Cute, but pale. The one behind him has more potential.

Spill the Beans said...

hey, you have been on vacation long enough, and even the best pecs in the world will no longer satisfy my need for Manola.

Manola Blablablanik said...

aw, spill the beans, I'm working on it ... xo

Yvette said...

No fair. That should really be me in that picture. Don't you think we would have pretty babies?

Matthew may have to move over...

James Burnett said...

MB, gotta tell ya, I'm confident enough in my manhood that I can concede Craig David is a good looking guy, but he's dog poop compared to Jessica Alba's ass.

Jonathan said...

I'm pretty sure that's his sister in the picture.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Good one, Jonathan!!

And what's he listening to on his iPod? Could it be......BARBRA STREISAND?????

Manola Blablablanik said...

Jonathan ... EW!

OK guys, I forgive you. I know it's because you miss me ... xo

Jonathan said...

Thanks, M :)

Mighty, it could be Barbra. Or even Judy Garland. But it could also be. .. instructions!

". . . OK, now touch her lightly on the neck. . . that's it. . . and whatever you do, don't call her 'Bruce'. . ."

little miss said...

Manola! I am offically delurking because I am so pleased to see a couple of posts lately. Including Craig David also doesn't hurt to jump-start me out of my lazy blog-scanning-and-never-commenting rut.

My last boyfriend had a definite man-crush on Craig. Always played his music REALLY loudly as if it was cool, and sang along. Sometimes he would even shave his facial hair to match Craig's, and I would be really supportive and say it was okay...

Now I don't know if I should be more embarrassed for him or for me! Anyway, just wanted to say hi!

JM

Mark Foley said...

He's too old for me.

The Sarcasticynic said...

Yeah, and like nobody's ever seen a picture of Rock Hudson kissing a girl ...