Monday, January 22, 2007

Tits and the Beach

mena suvari sex and the beach

American Beauty star Mena Suvari contributed to the local scenery this past weekend. Perhaps the site of real breasts confused some locals; as SoFi reports, violence targeted at nipples erupted just a few blocks away.

Photography courtesy of Mavrix Chatter. Copyright Mavrix Photo, Inc.

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6 comments:

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Ooooh, look at those nipples! So full and erect!! O how I wish to suckle them!!

The Sarcasticynic said...

Sorry, I'm still trying to get past the line, "violence targeted at nipples erupted."

Spyre said...

Aw, she looks so glum. Too bad, American Booty!

Sinfonian said...

Jeebus, she looks like a 12-year-old. Maybe a somewhat advanced 12-year-old, but still ...

I'll never watch American Beauty the same way again. (Wasn't she topless in that? I thought she was, um, a bit better endowed ...)

mkh said...

She was artfully covered in rose petals, Sinfonian. Perhaps you are thinking of Thora Birch?

James Burnett said...

See, this sucks. Normally I'd want to make a snide comment about these. But I met her about a week-and-a-half ago and had a 10 minute conversation with her and walked away thinking about how nice she was. Now, I'd feel bad if I said anything snarky. Sigh. Next time MB, please post the chesticles of an actress none of us has heard of. Then I can join in the fun.