Monday, January 22, 2007

Planet Manola: Good Sucks and Slim Pickins

Random news, commentary and photographs. Updated at least once every menstrual cycle, if not more frequently.

sex and the beach picking nose

Ladies, if you can't grow old, wear a funky crochet short-sleeved blouse, pick your nose and drink a beer in public, what's the point?


What's better than working out at a gay gym? Working out at a gay gym with a touchy-feely Cuban semi-retired stripper who sweet talks you with free passes to La Bare, that's what! Actually, working out at a gay gym with a touchy-feely Cuban semi-retired stripper of the "oyeme, mama" variety who sweet talks you while you are toning your thighs on the adductor machine ... come on, ladies, haven't you ever wanted to clamp your legs on a man's head just so he would shut up? Tsk, tsk. And you thought cunnilingus was just for pleasure!


Sex and the Swamp! Francisco Alvarado of the Miami New Times answered my age-old question: WTF? What's up with the hangman's noose at Loop Road? Naked ladies and a Glades love story. Doesn't get better than that, y'all.

Don Singledom! This aint the new champipple, but a bubbling trend.

Sufferin' Sofitash! Nothing good can come ... unless it's in a relationship and coming already ... but that aint the point!

Photograph courtesy of Vetlife.

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Alex said...

I can tell you that working out at a gay gym SUCKS. Everybody is in such ridiculous shape you just feel like giving up. One second you are lifting a ton of weight and feeling pretty good about yourself, and the next there's some guy doing chin ups with his legs up in the air while doing oblique crunches at the same time. Impossible? Those people are freaks.

Sinfonian said...

I solve the gym problem quite simply by not going to a gym.

As for the picture, well, I'll just say it's a hell of a way to start a Monday morning. Thanks a lot, Manola.


Mighty Dyckerson said...

Hey everybody! It's a picture of Manola in about 40 years! Looks like she traded in her orange phallus for a brewski...

Sofi said...

That is the most aweome picture, ever!

mkh said...

Wow. All these years women have been telling me to shut up and I never knew it. Hours at a time they've been telling me to shut up....

None E. Moose said...