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Dear Don Imananus,
While I abhor your use of the word "ho" in an insulting context against "nappy headed" female athletes, I'd like you to consider that the following alternatives to your shock jock speech -- "trollops with unwashed tresses," "wanton hussies with unkept hair," or "harlots with hoary skulls" -- are just as insulting.
It's not what you say, it's how you say it.
Still, I don't think you should be fired unless Donald Trump says so. But getting a prostate massage with porcupine hide might do you wonders. And for pete's sake, do something about your hair! It's so seventies!
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tags: don imus, donald trump