Thursday, April 12, 2007

Citylink: Porn the One You Love

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For this month's sex and relationships column at Citylink, I covered the Exxxotica sex convention in Miami Beach on March 31st. Even if porn isn't your "cup of squirt," surely you'll be titillated by vibrating gloves, prostate massagers, behind-the-scenes talk with hot porn stars like Randy Spears and so much more!
"... had just discussed the pleasures of masturbation with me, even mentioning a friend who had married his own hand. And so it seemed like destiny that ..."
So what are you waiting for? IT'S TOTALLY SAFE FOR WORK!

Go read and come back y'all for some not-so-naughty photographs and memories of Exxxotica 2006. Just make sure to wash your hands first, ok?

exxxotica miami beach photos by locarbhidlavor

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7 comments:

James Burnett said...

I have one question about Exxxotica: what the hell happened to Jenna Jamison? I heard she was skin and bones.

Manola Blablablanik said...

Hi James! I didn't get to meet her because I wasn't able to go until the last day and she was no longer making appearances.

Yes, it's obvious from recent photographs that she has lost a great deal of weight. Apparently she's telling the world the weight loss is due to distress from her divorce.

Rumor has it that at Exxxotica, the public and press were really hassling her about the weight loss and divorce and that she retaliated by being standoffish. Can't say that I blame her.

Who knows ... if I had interviewed her, my question would've had to do with changes in the industry and her role as a successful business woman in a male-dominated industry.

ADW said...

Hey hot stuff!!!

You were nominated for a little award here:
http://mentalexcrements.com/

Manola Blablablanik said...

Hey ADW! Thanks so much!

Dan said...

where are the naughty photos? Please? Please? Pretty please with whipped cream on top? And with a cherry on top of the whipped cream? No?

Anonymous said...

I can't read the article... Has it been deleted?? I LOVE Randy Spears! =]

Maria de los Angeles said...

Anonymous, thanks for stopping by. UNfortunately, City Link deleted everyone's old posts when they revamped their website. Quite unfortunate. I need to repost them all here, but that would require retyping from the print copy.