Random news, commentary and photographs. Updated at least once every menstrual cycle, if not more frequently.
Manola's Glamorous Workday
In case you think Manola's glamorous celebrity workday involves being devoured by Colin Farrell, buying shoes, going for a pedicure and fielding non-stop phone calls from admirers, think again. Just look at my desktop.
I don't believe in multi-tasking and neither does Some Cranky Guy. What's the point of doing a million things at lightning speed? Why can't the world just do ONE THING RIGHT? No wonder everyone has ADD now. Yeah, that's right. I'm Addicted to Ding Dongs. Aren't you?
Oh, but I really love my widgets. Mac widget developers, please consider creating one called dildo, another serving the function of nap and pretty please, one that gives insta-shoulder rubs. Well, at least I have English to Pirate Translator on my dashboard.
Random Celebrity Smooching on Miami Beach
As per usual, some famous dudes were sort of having sex on the beach this weekend. The formerly estranged husband-and-wife team of Travis Barker (drummer from Blink 182) and Shanna Moakler (Playboy playmate) have reconciled for the moment and were showing us how it's done right. No multi-tasking here, baby!
Travis is sporting some serious tattoos but that kiss is quite cute, don't you think?
Yipee! Sex is fun! Woo hoo!
Photography courtesy of Mavrix Chatter. Copyright Mavrix Photo, Inc.
Technorati: Please Don't Pinga or Papaya Your Subscribers
Why is pinging called pinging? Every time I go into technorati and ping myself I am reminded of a most unpleasant word in the Spanish language. Seriously, why not call it papaya?
tags: miami beach, travis barker, shanna moakler, kiss, sex, mac, ping, technorati