Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Citylink: Sex and the Animals

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I am woman, hear me roar! That's not a far cry from a byline photo. I could definitely smack my chompers on Jake Gyllenhaal!

At long last, I'm making my debut as Citylink's new sex columnist. In the first column, I review Ron Magill's educational, laugh-your-ass-off Sex and the Animals presentation at Miami Metrozoo. Don't miss all the raving about walrus penises and chimpanzees in estrus!

If you've come here by way of Citylink and are a Sex and the Beach virgin, slip into something comfortable, pour a glass of your favorite poison and cuddle by the ac with some classic Manola. The archives are chock full of favorites, here are just a few:

City of Miami Beach To Fund Pubic Hair Removal in Sanitation Policy

Food Foe Kate Moss Warms Up to the Plate with Real South Beach Diet

Jaundiced Tranny Bozo Found Posing for South Beach Escort Ads

South Beach Miniskirt Crisis Boosts Imports of Antibacterial Fabric in Aftermath of Vaginal Excretion Epidemic

Paleontologists Unearth Rare Carnivorous Raptor Sporting Jurrasic Hair Extensions

South Beach Grouper Gropes Unsuspecting Gays Unleashing Apocalyptic Wrath

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12 comments:

Tony Scornavacca said...

Excellent blog!

Very entertaining and well written.

JOSHUA S BLACK said...

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Why can't we accept what the Bible says about sex? Afraid of missing out on those STDs?

http://follyofjsb2.blogspot.com/2007/01/sex.html

mkh said...

Congrats on another move into the big time, M.

Balou said...

Congrats!! I'm popping my cherry... er, CHAMPAGNE CORK for you!! Great article, btw. You are such a diva, I'm pulling out my MAC Viva Glam in your honor. xoxo

Metacafe Girls said...

It's my first time here and I must say I like it :)

Regards, coker

goingwiddershins said...

Congrats on the new opportunity Manola! It's always exciting to do something a bit different.

Verticus S. Erectus said...

Congratulations, Ms. Blablablanik. Your first for City Link was quite eye-opening. Better than Animal Planet.

Dayngr said...
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Dayngr said...

Absolutely loved the first article and I can't wait to read the rest. How wonderful for the world to finally get to know the Manola we worship and adore.

Babygirl said...

*sigh. Oh, baby Jake G. He is SUCH a dreamboat.

Capt Bonez said...

Interesting how the first advertisement under the column was one for an escort service.

Sinfonian said...

Way to go, Manola!

Great column. Of course, now all I can think of is chimps in estrus, but hey, it's Sunday morning, and it beats Meet the Press (or maybe Meat the Press).

Now that I think of it, "Chimps in Estrus" would be a good name for a band.

Anyway, I'm happy for you and proud of you! Don't forget us little people when you're rich and famous! :)

- J.