"Comfort me with apples for I am sick of love. His left hand is under my head and his right hand doth embrace me." -- Song of SchlomoMemo to Employees of Wild Oats in South Beach: Although we embrace the diversity of our employees and respect your tongues, we kindly ask that you please refrain from referring to cunninilingus in the presence of our customers. Kind regards, Human Resources Department
OVERHEARD AT WILD OATS YESTERDAY
Clerk: Yo Ricky, where's Rocko?
Cashier: Lo vi saliendo del carro despues de mamar su geva. (I saw him get out of the car after he went down on his bitch.)
Clerk: How do you know?
Cashier: (rubs hand over mouth): He was wiping it off, man.
Clerk: So where is he now?
Cashier (shrugs shoulders): I don't know.
What if the same conversation had taken place at Kosher World?
Sofi also overhears plenty of interesting conversations ...
tags: sex, song of solomon, wild oats, humor, audio, cunnilingus
5 comments:
I would have been the customer that asked if it was fish or cheese!
OMG I just discovered your blog and this post Planet Manola: Tancredolandia made my day. You ahev NO idea how many times I've blogged about the same thing in my blog. It's incredible how stupid some people can be!
Must be back to check your blog.
P.S. I'm in Miami too.
hysterical....oy vay!!!!
You are so bad. And funny. A great combination. Oy Yay!
Horrible but hilarious!
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