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Oy ...
In the "no shit, Sherlock" school of science and philosophy, Reuters reports that people who have sex might have more sex and because they're actually doing things that involve sex, there may be problems associated with sexual activity. Look it, I took chemistry in high school. I also may have swapped spit with my high school sweetheart. There were chemical reactions ... I get it!
OK, I'm dripping with facetiousness, but factor in there a drop of truth, buddy. Sex is a normal, human thing. Abstinence-only sex education is like telling a dog to get all soy on you all of a sudden. Realistic? Tell a barking quadruped to not eat sirloin or chew on a T-bone and what do you expect? Wise up and make it real!
More Oy ...
Pittsburgh attorney Todd Hollis is sick and tired of all the bitching over at dontdatehimgirl.com, owned by South Florida local Tasha Cunningham. He couldn't get justice in Pennsylvania because of a jurisdiction issue, but is hoping that reviving the lawsuit in Miami will deliver $75,000 in damages.
Oy vay, this makes me crazy!
So, call me crazy. Playing devil's advocate here.
OK, the guy is pissed off because some women have said stupid shit about him, but it is what it is. Women gossiping about their asshole ex-boyfriends are going to rip them a new one. Obviously, you weren't labeled Prince Charming for a reason. But ...
Call me even crazier -- despite the web site's claim that it's supposed to empower women, a cause I support, of course -- ". . . build your self-esteem, find true love and empower yourself to become the powerful woman you really are!" -- I would never in a million years base my opinion of a human being on what someone I don't know or trust said online. On the innernets, who can you really trust? No matter how you slice it, dating is a crap shoot, ladies and gents. Roll with the punches and act like civilized human beings.
Finally, a nice reprieve from Oy ...
On a lighter note, Raina Mcleod from New Times got her tata autographed by Ron Jeremy! Gives whole new meaning to "brush with celebrity."
You know what, with so much OY! I think I'm going to Greece!
tags: abstinence, todd hollis, ron jeremy, sex education, dating
3 comments:
Where can I get my Tata's autographed by Lord Jeremy?
Manolaaaa! I had no idea you linked to this hahahaha! Although my sharpie tattoo was gone the next morning, the memory of the hedgehog's grubby little fingers on me will be with me forever..
I can't believe this shit is still going on. It seems like its been going on for over 10 yrs. I can't believe its still on the top page of search engines,, unfreakinbelievable
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