Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Eat Your HooHa



Would you drive a guy away who is willing to eat your hooha all night? I mean, this inspired me to song. Rogers and Hammerstein, I didn't mean to bastardize South Pacific or Some Enchanted Evening or Some Erectile Dysfunction or whatever.

PS ... we realize that ED is a serious condition. We do not mean to make fun of those who are genuinely suffering.

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8 comments:

C.L. Jahn said...

Didn't Lionel Richie write a song about this? I think it was "all Night Long."

It went like this:

Well, my friends, the time has come
To spread her legs and to have some fun
Take off the panties that she
has on
Let the music play on
(play on, play on)

Let her hips swing, let her thighs dance
Lose yourself in wild romance
We're going to go down
orgasm, and spasm, forever
Come on and swing along!
We're going to go down
orgasm, and spasm, forever
Come on and sing along!
We're going to go down
orgasm, spasm, forever
Come on and sing along!
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)

Anonymous said...

somehow I think there might be a large gap between the ideal and the reality, on this one.

BTW Rodgers says, Good one! but Hammerstein is muttering dark curses.

Verticus S. Erectus said...

Well, Manola, you are really putting yourself into that special place few bloggers will dare to go. No, I'm not talking about SatB. I'm talking about that other place many of us fear to go: singing on the Net. That took balls or a reasonable facsimile. One question, when you sing that last phrase, are we talkin' "sun" or "son"? Just wondering 'cause I know many of us call our willful appendages "Sonny Boy."

latinbombshell said...

oh you guys crack Manola up!!! CL, great interpretation, especially since Nicole Richie, his adopted daughter, is preggers.

Verticus, it's definitely "sun" of course, LOL!

Matt Heller said...

Next can we hear "I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hooha"?

Salome's Mom said...

Manola, can we see a picture of said gentleman's tongue?

latinbombshell said...

Matt -- we might as well rewrite the entire musical and of course, bass will be a featured instrument ... how the heck are ya? Hope you are well :-)

Salome, my darling, we don't do xxx here, just x :-)

Matt Heller said...

I'll get to work practicing my "Bali HooHa" right away! Calgary's been good, though I kind of miss all the swaying palm trees and implants of Miami. I'll have to come back and visit soon!