Come, on. You know you want 'em. You know you want to go under the knife for a pair of goop-filled freezer bags! You know that if you only had bigger, rounder, stiffer knockers, you'd be automatically catapulted into the fabulous lifestyle of vapid women!
What are you waiting for? Besides, aren't you sick of using the newspaper to stuff your bra and wipe your ass?
5 comments:
Now that's my kind of newspaper! Where do I subscribe?
Women only? Bummer.
You know you're a hard-hitting, in-depth publication when you can give the tits away for free!
This was ad was emaild to me no less.
Save your time. Next week, New Times is giving away a "full release" massage.
Do ads like these really work? Someone must think so.
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