Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Only in Miami: Local Rag Gives Free Boob Job!

BREAKING NEWS! The Miami New Times has just announced a tasteless promotional shtick to give one lucky girl the one must-have Miami accessory: FAKE TITS!

New Times Breast Augmentation Contest

Come, on. You know you want 'em. You know you want to go under the knife for a pair of goop-filled freezer bags! You know that if you only had bigger, rounder, stiffer knockers, you'd be automatically catapulted into the fabulous lifestyle of vapid women!

What are you waiting for? Besides, aren't you sick of using the newspaper to stuff your bra and wipe your ass?

6 comments:

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Now that's my kind of newspaper! Where do I subscribe?

mkh said...

Women only? Bummer.

Tere said...

You know you're a hard-hitting, in-depth publication when you can give the tits away for free!

Jonathan said...

It's better than you think. The chick in the ad used to be a guy until she won the contest.

Gus said...

This was ad was emaild to me no less.

Save your time. Next week, New Times is giving away a "full release" massage.

Stephanie Quilao said...

Do ads like these really work? Someone must think so.