Saturday, February 18, 2006

Why I am Single, Part 2


Calling All Woman! - 27
Hello Ladies If your tired of posting ads on craigslist and would like a totally free way to meet men then I have the perfect website for you. I promise never to charge woman to utilize my website and it would be much more interesting then craigslist ads.

Manola says: MORE interesting than craigslist? NO WAY! Dude, learn your plurals!

bi/ confused man looking for LTR - 33
Would love to find an intelligent, attractive woman with a great sense of humor for company over dinner. No expectations except good meals and great conversation. Must be witty, intelligent and more than capable of carrying her end in a conversation. Please include a picture. Looking forward to having dinner soon! Your picture gets mine.

Manola says: I don't know about you, but as a heterosexual unattached woman, I can think of nothing more appealing than having dinner with a man who is bisexual and confused.

how do you get rid of a recurring dream? - 34
I keep having this recurring dream of meeting "the one"..she used to listen to Sade with her walkman sitting in the bus and she would sing with sade in her mind "if you were mine, if you were mine, I wouldn't want to go to heaven"..she lived in different countries and speakes different languages..she's beautiful inside and out..she keeps asking me for sex and I'm worried that I can't keep up!..she's cool, calm and did I say beautiful? she's talented and she's always interested in something interesting..she reads amazing stories and then tells me..we kiss a lot..she's waiting for me to ask her to marry her.

ofcourse she doesn't exist!

so how do I get rid of this hopeful thinking?


Manola says: of course she doesn't exist, fool! Neither do you! Buck up. Buy some porno magazines. Nothing better than a recurring WET dream.

Arrogant prick looking for soulmate - 43
Sarcastic bastard. Tall, successfull and very passionate. I don't drink smoke or do drugs, but I am a bit on the wild and side. I want to take walks on the beach at night, make out under the moon, ride top down to the keys for lunch on a Sunday or spend a rainy day inside making love and making you laugh. I like woman who need alot of physical attention, are not run by materialism but appreciate nice things i.e. have a little taste for Petes sake. If you are a very sexy, sensual REAL, as in real honest, loyal and loving woman let me know, I will be happy to send a pic.

Manola says: You know, in some perverse way, I appreciate this man's honesty.

A virgen man - 32

My name is ... , I am a 32 year old guy, no criminial records, very close to my family, close to friends, an uncle and so on....

women seem to look at me in the street ,some of my closest frienda are woman, c, T and so, I bound greatly with girls....

the thing is that, I happen to be Gay, but...but I am looking for a girlfriend out there, who is tired of being treated like a sexual object and just wants company and a good looking, honest, masculine man around here.....

I am moving to the Miami area next week so we could become roomates.....




Manola says: nothing ... she is speechless.

Free Facials for women - 40
Calling all professional slut women. You know you want it, I have the big load to plaster your bad little bitch face.

Manola says: Professional slut women? Where can I get such a degree from an accredited institution?

I want to get married have lottsa kids and live on a farm, and you? - 37

Hi, I'm 5'10, athletic build, dark hair, dark eyes, of Irish descent, semi professional. If you are also wanting the same, we can exchange photos and see what develops.

Manola says: Wow! Self-confessed semi-professional who wants to live on a farm! Now we're talking progress!

If you have emotional baggage dont read this - 21

If you have major baggage, are sexualy repressed, and/or have issues with men please dont contact me.

I am a 21 year old male 5'11 white hispanic,Im athletic, currently goin to college full time and works part time. I am looking for a decent girl that is single who takes care of herself is emotionally secure, happy, and has a great personality. Looks do matter, I take care of myself so i expect those who email me do the same. If you think you fit into all this email me telling me a little bit about yourself along with a picture attached, if you are what I am looking for ill write back to you and we'll take it from there.

Manola says: You're fucking 21 years old. Learn how to wipe your ass first, sweet cheeks!

I am looking for smart and beauty womam
I live in Miami beach and I did not find any woman that I can realy speak with .
Please email me if you look good and we can get a real talk .

Manola says: You want it all, don't you?

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