Manola's author will be on hiatus due to personal difficulties, but don't worry, she's not hanging it all up just yet. She'll be back soon and better than ever! In the meantime, please enjoy the following classic Manola.
Caveass Emptor: If He Smells, Tastes and Feels Like Shit, Refrain from Relationship
South Beach Imposes Cellulite Fines on Imperfect Tourists and Launches BMI Checkpoints
An Embarrasment of Bitches: Beachhattan Lifestyle Boasts Jerks Who Love Perks
Blow Jobs Rate High on South Florida Prosperity Index
Ocean Drive Magazine Denies Existence of Hairy Vaginas
Food Foe Kate Moss Warms Up to the Plate with Real South Beach Diet
City of Miami Beach To Fund Pubic Hair Removal in Sanitation Policy
Colin Farrell's Penis To Partake in Structural Engineering Study Sponsored by Pfizer
Paleontologists Unearth Rare Carnivorous Raptor Sporting Jurrasic Hair Extensions
Mind-Blowing Beach Sex Saves Miami-Dade County Commissioners Thousands in Civic Expenditures
Jaundiced Tranny Bozo Found Posing for South Beach Escort Ads
South Beach Miniskirt Crisis Boosts Imports of Antibacterial Fabric in Aftermath of Vaginal Excretion Epidemic
South Beach Grouper Gropes Unsuspecting Gays Unleashing Apocalyptic Wrath
tags: sex, miami beach, humor, manola, blog, headlines
10 comments:
Hey, I've read all these! Come back soon.
Hey, I hope it isn't too serious. Take good care.
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Where are you? Is eveything okay?
Take as much time as you need. We'll be waiting patiently for your return.
Thanks Manola for leaving us something to remember you by. Hope the "Interuptus" is just "momentarius."
Manola is dead. I just came from her funeral. I threw it in her one more time for the road.
:::tapping her nails on her desk::::: Come on now... we just love to read you and we can't barely contain ourselves (in our skimpy beachhattan wear) until we get another edition.
Get it worked out and be back soon.
I know you're on hiatus, but you've been tagged!
Here's some hugs & kisses for you for some support.
XOXOXO
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