sex and the beach: The Bachelor Flu

Sunday, November 27, 2005

The Bachelor Flu

Why are so many single men emotionally unavailable?

- It's the bachelor flu -- a mandemic!

How do you surgically remove a boyfriend?

- Misterectomy

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Anonymous said...: seneca said...
Why so many women have HIGH HOPES on emotionally unavailable men ?
7:54 AM

manola blablablanik said...
Seneca? Hello, call yourself cynical, ok?
5:10 PM; 8:35 PM

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The Bachelor Flu

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