Wednesday, April 11, 2007

A Ho By Any Other Name

separated at birth

Dear Don Imananus,

While I abhor your use of the word "ho" in an insulting context against "nappy headed" female athletes, I'd like you to consider that the following alternatives to your shock jock speech -- "trollops with unwashed tresses," "wanton hussies with unkept hair," or "harlots with hoary skulls" -- are just as insulting.

It's not what you say, it's how you say it.

Still, I don't think you should be fired unless Donald Trump says so. But getting a prostate massage with porcupine hide might do you wonders. And for pete's sake, do something about your hair! It's so seventies!

More at Burnettiquette.

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robkroese said...

I don't get Imus. I can't understand him when he talks. Isn't that the bare minimum qualification for being on the radio? At least when Rush Limbaugh says something stupid, it sounds nice and I can understand it.

Also, the resemblance is striking. Never noticed that before.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Have I mentioned today how much I love your avatar?? Geez, I wish it had a vagina!