South Beach On $5,000 A Day

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"What's the point of living if you can't be a stupid, fucking lush?"

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"I feel like Tony Montana is going to walk into the room with a machine gun."

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Modern Love: An Indecent Proposal

Cartoon drawn up quickly over the phone while talking to a friend. We take social media VERY seriously!

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