Antonio Bandeja Crashes Chevy Pizza Crawl!

Hey everybody! Meet my new boyfriend, Antonio Bandeja. I met him on eHarmony, because as you can see, it's painfully obvious he's scientifically proven to be the perfect fit for me! Antonio smells a bit pungent and tends to sweat; however, he's rock solid loyal. What's more, he doesn't talk and isn't medicated -- what two great qualities in a man! Ladies, I dare you to resist the seductive gaze and beaming smile of Antonio!

Yesterday, Antonio made his public debut at Chevy Pizza Crawl 3 in Miami-Dade, where we hung out with 2o other lucky bastards who got to drive Chevrolets and gorge on pizza all day long. After meeting at Tropical Chevrolet in Miami Shores, we stopped at Andiamo (Biscayne Corridor) Pizza Volante (Design District), Fratelli La Bufala (South Beach), The Big Cheese (South Miami) and Spris (Coral Gables).

Antonio loved the pizza at Andiamo, though he wasn't too happy to see where some of his cousins ended up.

Our favorite pizza was at Andiamo because it was the most flavorful with big chunks of sweet, delicious roasted tomato and fragrant, fresh basil. The goat cheese and portobella mushroom pizza with caramelized onions burst with perfectly blended flavors and made our tongues sing.

Pizza Volante didn't live up to its usual quality and the antipasti platter, while overflowing with prosciutto, olives, marinated artichokes, cherry tomatoes and mozzarella over crisp romaine, could've used some dressing.

Fratelli's signature dough was a bit too chewy (it's supposed to be that way), but the melt-in-your-mouth buffalo mozzarella was divine, especially on the Genuina pie. Platters of gorgeous seasonal vegetables on a deli counter window made us want to come back and sample more of Fratelli's menu. The staff aint bad to look at, either.

Two hot Italians at Fratelli La Bufala. Ladies, which one would you choose? The one on the left is evidently well hung, but the one on the right can cook.

We were too stuffed to even try Big Cheese, but managed to sample a few pieces of pie at Spris, which came in as our second favorite for its simple flavor and thin crust. That's saying a lot after a long day that ended with jaded palettes saturated with cheese, cured meats and dough.

It's just amazing how different pizza can taste from one place to another, which just goes to show what we've always known about men: no two salamis are ever the same.

I was so busy making out with Antonio in the back seat of the roomy Chevy SUVs, that I almost forgot to drive! The Chevy Traverse has personal TV screens for backseat passengers, which Antonio loved because he could watch some salami porn.

Luckily, I managed to get behind the steering wheel of the Malibu with Antonio next to me in the cup holder. I gave some folks the scenic tour through Coral Gables, passing by the Biltmore Hotel and Venetian pool. The ride was extremely smooth and comfortable -- which we all needed after popping a button or two on the way to our last stop at Spris.

Antonio so charmed everyone at the pizza crawl, even the guys couldn't resist giving him head! He also won the award for funniest tweet.

Silicone Bitch: Everyday Tech

News and notes about the South Florida social media and blogging scene, with a little tech thrown in for good measure. And maybe some other random events, too.

In this edition, we take a look at who's using technology and social media in South Florida in cool, new and practical ways.

MIAMI TOUR COMPANY GOES HIGH-TECH

Miami Tour Company has jacked up its GPS-guided buses with new audio and video capabilities. Digital sound has replaced an FM signal, with individual headphones for tour guests broadcasting in English, Spanish, French, German and Italian.

In addition, a video camera on the front of the bus projects the driver's view to four small screens in the middle and back of the vehicle and two large screens on the front.

The idea is genius because it gives tour guests the opportunity to see more of Miami from the "front seat," especially on such beautiful routes as Bayshore Drive, Ingraham Highway, Old Cutler Road and the tree-lined paths of Coral Gables.

I recently interviewed Gus Moore, company owner, about the technological improvements.



APPELATION iPHONE

The Forge recently re-opened with revamped decor and menu led by Executive Chef Dewey LoSasso, but it's the new elegant Wine Bar that grabs our attention here because it serves up an exclusive iPhone app: The Forge Wine Web App.

While the application will never replace a face-to-face conversation with a sommelier, it's a quick and easy guide to a collection of 64 wines available through a self-serve Enomatic Wine System. You can purchase 1, 3 or 5 ounce pours with a special card available at the bar.

Search wines by region, vintage, varietals or by category ranging from "mild" to "powerful" and find pricing, description, tasting notes, pairing suggestions as well as a regional map for each wine. If you're a newbie enophile, the application is helpful in identifying what might please your palette. Register for the app and add favorite wines to your own "cellar" and leave comments about individual tastings.

The app is currently not available at the Apple Store but you can download it by visiting http://theforgewine.com/ on your iPhone browser.

Don't have an iPhone? No worries. There are iPhones attached to several of the wine bins so that everyone can browse the app.

A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

Imaneed, founded by local geek Matt Lally, offers a useful neighbor-to-neighbor network when you need help locating a product or service. It's very simple to use: send a text to 954-876-4128 and Imaneed will help connect you with whoever can fulfill your request. Imaneed is anonymous so there is no need to worry about your phone number getting into the wrong hands. Think of this as full concierge service -- everything from concert tickets to help with changing a flat tire -- with locals and businesses coming to the rescue.

The free service is currently available only in South Florida, from Boca to Miami, but will eventually go nationwide.

Willie Morris, Web and Operations Director, was recently interviewed on NBC 6 about Imaneed.

MAZELTOV!

Kudos go out to Temple Judea in Coral Gables, one of South Florida's largest reform synagogues, because they're using social media and technology to reach out to members. Rabbi Edwin Goldberg does podcasts of his sermons and has put together Youtube videos to promote events and fund raisers. Bar and Bat mitzvah students use Skype to practice their presentations with their mentors and tutors. Rabbi Goldberg is also working on an iPhone app for the temple.

There are two rabbis at Temple Judea and both of them blog: Rabbi Goldberg and Rabbi Judith Segal. Some religious services are also available via live web streaming. Visit Temple Judea online for more information.