By special request from Salome's Mom, here's the content of Manola's purse.
Ladies, there are certain items you must have in your purse at all times, especially if you live in Miami Beach.
"Regarding Manolo Blaniks: fuck vanity!"
"We have a problem in Miami. It's the occasional visit from Matthew McConaughey."
"If you don't want to use a cheap-ass plastic Japanese sex toy, use a sweet potato. It's a little rough around the edges, but we ladies like a little feeling."
"Chef Robert Irvine and my refrigerator. I'd love to be a sandwich."
"Fuck botox. You just need to perfect the big fat Cuban chongalicious lipstick technique."
"If you see an asshole, don't give him your phone number."
"If you're stuck on the Palmetto and feel frustrated, burn some sage!"
"Ever since I carry Horatio Cane on top of my left boob, I move around Miami in total peace and comfort."
Ladies, what's in your bag?
tags: you tube, video, purse, manola,
Monday, November 05, 2007
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Sexcrunch: Raging Men, Horny Ladies and Condom Bragging
All the news that's fit for bed, served between the sheets. Don't ever say you aren't getting any!
GIVE HIM THE FINGER
Boy, we could sure use some more creative "emasculating gestures" against asshole drivers in Miami. People of my city, start wiggling your pinkies like our friends down under! Some wanker in Australia flew into road rage after a woman showed him the little finger. Insecure about size much? Read the full story at News.com.au.
Here's another curious report from down under, courtesy of the 2007 Durex Sexual Wellbeing Survey: "In almost every country, men have had more partners than women - the only exception is New Zealand where the women's average of 20 lovers is three more than the men's."
I don't know what's up with those Kiwi ladies, but I do know this: in a world full of lousy drivers, we might as well be getting some mileage in the bedroom!
SAFESAX
There's nothing that says "I'm a loose tramp" more than carrying around a transparent bag lined with condoms! But heck, at least I'm a smart, health-conscious slut who doesn't want to catch anything nasty from my lover and get preggers. Personally, I'd rather carry all things that go near my genitals (ie, tampons, condoms, vibrators, etc;) in a private, enclosed clutch, but any product that gets people talking about safe sex is a good thing.
The condoms are sealed-in and available for emergency use only, which ladies, as we well know, is much better than Plan B.
CARTOON OF THE WEEK
The indefatigable Hugh Macleod does it again! Lord knows what he had in mind when he drew this last week. Could it have been inspired by Apple's release of Leopard, the latest pussy on the block? Of course, this cartoon can be interpreted in other ways. After all, the world's oldest profession has been using pussy 1.0 since the beginning of time, no upgrade required.
On a side note, I can't wait until Apple gets to Liger.
tags: safesax, pussy, road rage, safe sex, durex survey, apple, leopard, miami
Kids, pants below the ass is ok on Miami's stylish beaches, but not in school. Photo by yours truly.
GIVE HIM THE FINGER
Boy, we could sure use some more creative "emasculating gestures" against asshole drivers in Miami. People of my city, start wiggling your pinkies like our friends down under! Some wanker in Australia flew into road rage after a woman showed him the little finger. Insecure about size much? Read the full story at News.com.au.
Here's another curious report from down under, courtesy of the 2007 Durex Sexual Wellbeing Survey: "In almost every country, men have had more partners than women - the only exception is New Zealand where the women's average of 20 lovers is three more than the men's."
I don't know what's up with those Kiwi ladies, but I do know this: in a world full of lousy drivers, we might as well be getting some mileage in the bedroom!
SAFESAX
There's nothing that says "I'm a loose tramp" more than carrying around a transparent bag lined with condoms! But heck, at least I'm a smart, health-conscious slut who doesn't want to catch anything nasty from my lover and get preggers. Personally, I'd rather carry all things that go near my genitals (ie, tampons, condoms, vibrators, etc;) in a private, enclosed clutch, but any product that gets people talking about safe sex is a good thing.The condoms are sealed-in and available for emergency use only, which ladies, as we well know, is much better than Plan B.
CARTOON OF THE WEEK
The indefatigable Hugh Macleod does it again! Lord knows what he had in mind when he drew this last week. Could it have been inspired by Apple's release of Leopard, the latest pussy on the block? Of course, this cartoon can be interpreted in other ways. After all, the world's oldest profession has been using pussy 1.0 since the beginning of time, no upgrade required.
On a side note, I can't wait until Apple gets to Liger.
tags: safesax, pussy, road rage, safe sex, durex survey, apple, leopard, miami
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